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i was raped at ten years old by my make babysitter...

2011-12-12T05:36:58.177-05:00

i was raped at ten years old by my make babysitter as a young boy theres some sick bastards out there sure not not one of them?

AHHHHHHHHH me cago!!!!!!!!!

2010-08-24T15:19:04.241-04:00

AHHHHHHHHH me cago!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing I have read in weeks. Probably sin...

2010-08-13T23:37:29.428-04:00

Funniest thing I have read in weeks. Probably since your last post. Hilarious, seriously!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE this so much!! Did I tell you tha...

2010-08-13T23:36:24.245-04:00

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE this so much!! Did I tell you that already? I laughed, I cried... totally loved it.

Ju mus take her to Beberly Heels first before ju c...

2010-08-08T00:00:51.187-04:00

Ju mus take her to Beberly Heels first before ju can keel her. Dis too is de law, Den chee can be peespul. :0) Loveyou, Marilyn Munster

OK, I know your room is bigger than a Starbucks to...

2010-07-07T23:15:48.131-04:00

OK, I know your room is bigger than a Starbucks toilet, that you no longer climb a ladder to get into bed, and at least a couple of your parents are proud. Agree with the continued welcome numbing addictions, endless sarcasm...whining, well, it should be seasonal at most. Love you and loved seeing you! Marilyn Munster

Post a picture, tease!

2010-06-30T19:21:27.612-04:00

Post a picture, tease!

Berry berry gooot.

2010-06-20T23:41:54.087-04:00

Berry berry gooot.

2010-06-15T23:26:23.184-04:00
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One of the most beautiful and heartfelt things you...

2010-06-15T09:51:54.128-04:00

One of the most beautiful and heartfelt things you’ve written in a long time.

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You had me fooled too thinking you rolled via text...

2010-06-08T12:46:51.871-04:00

You had me fooled too thinking you rolled via text...since you always send text messages and hardly ever originate a freakin' phone call. Now I know. And about the no response thing too, maricon! Great post. Nothing is ever what it seems. But I'm glad you're writing again. You're fucking brilliant... and a jerk (said with that sarcasm that gives you a bit of deniability even though we both know it's true.)

Lol hysterical!

2010-06-04T15:15:49.892-04:00

Lol hysterical!

LOL!!! I hate texting too by the way... but you a...

2010-06-01T13:25:20.037-04:00

LOL!!!

I hate texting too by the way... but you always text me CARAJO!! You had me fooled into thinking it was your preffered means of communication. Ahora I know!!!

Alex, I don't no U but this is some really fun...

2010-06-01T08:46:21.160-04:00

Alex, I don't no U but this is some really funny sh-t. Loved it.
(dog) Chow!!

This is Brilliant Alex. Everyone should read this!...

2010-05-31T22:16:46.057-04:00

This is Brilliant Alex. Everyone should read this! :)

Wow! I have so much to say to that. I too HATE t...

2010-05-30T21:39:34.107-04:00

Wow! I have so much to say to that. I too HATE texting and I don't understand the fascination with misspelling everything you are trying to say. However, if you had a child, in the state of Florida, in public school you would realize that they aren't misspelling the words, school stopped making reading and spelling a priority, so texting it the way they think it is spelt is all that left. I don't really get the fascination with texting. if you called, and I didn't answer it means: A) I didn't want to talk to youl B) I am busy and I can't talk to you C) I hate you (dislike) and I don't feel like being nice to you right now and ascertaining a conversation - SO DON'T TEXT ME to tell me to call you, or ask me what I am doing.

Whatever happened to the art of letter writing, speaking eliquently and with proper English. Those of us in our 30's spent seven LONG years studying the art of diagramming sentances, verbs, adjectives and reading the same freaking stories (Beowlf, Treasure Island, Romeo and Juliet) over and over again - If one of my old teachers is reading this, you know who you are! And now, for what? We have to learn to misspell, mispronounce and disect every word in the English languaage just to save characters! It really sucks. Don't appreciate hearing the voice of a friend or loved one? Now, everyone has to accessible all the time - I DON'T WANT TO BE - that is why the phone has an off button.....

Ok seriously, I will NEVER forget you telling us t...

2010-05-19T16:20:08.696-04:00

Ok seriously, I will NEVER forget you telling us this story. One of the funniest moments in my life thus far.

sounds like saturday was your day off too...

2010-05-19T14:52:10.651-04:00

sounds like saturday was your day off too...

I Feel Your Pain. I Cried Yesterday After Seeing A...

2010-04-18T19:48:28.456-04:00

I Feel Your Pain. I Cried Yesterday After Seeing A Group Of Down syndrome People. I Saw. Jumped In The Car, Locked It. And Cried As I Begged The Driver To Drive. I Feel Like An Ass, But I'm So Scared.

ha ha ha ha... too funny! althoguh I liked the go...

2010-03-18T11:16:58.437-04:00

ha ha ha ha... too funny! althoguh I liked the golden girls early years... it's more like her movies are resembling Haim's bad acting aftermath of Lost Boys with License to Drive... aka JUST NOT ENOUGH COWBOY...and I say that with all due respect of course. RIP.

I remember your laugh. When I think of you, I can ...

2010-02-06T11:35:21.494-05:00

I remember your laugh. When I think of you, I can hear it. A big outburst followed by smaller chuckles.

Alex, your blog is kick ass... Felt the same when ...

2010-02-02T21:38:22.319-05:00

Alex, your blog is kick ass... Felt the same when my adress was some number mulberry st!

So scary sad and funny! Loved golden girls the yo...

2010-02-02T10:36:02.678-05:00

So scary sad and funny! Loved golden girls the younger years.

you are freakin hilarious and a great writer. I...

2009-09-29T00:03:41.940-04:00

you are freakin hilarious and a great writer. I'd hire ya but then you would have to wear stilettos and blog outfits...Fierce imagery.
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AstoriAtelling....

i was raped at ten years old by my make babysitter...

AHHHHHHHHH me cago!!!!!!!!!

Funniest thing I have read in weeks. Probably sin...

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE this so much!! Did I tell you tha...

Ju mus take her to Beberly Heels first before ju c...

OK, I know your room is bigger than a Starbucks to...

Post a picture, tease!

Berry berry gooot.

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One of the most beautiful and heartfelt things you...

Shalom! Christopher Espey . payday loans

You had me fooled too thinking you rolled via text...

Lol hysterical!

LOL!!! I hate texting too by the way... but you a...

Alex, I don't no U but this is some really fun...

This is Brilliant Alex. Everyone should read this!...

Wow! I have so much to say to that. I too HATE t...

Ok seriously, I will NEVER forget you telling us t...

sounds like saturday was your day off too...

I Feel Your Pain. I Cried Yesterday After Seeing A...

ha ha ha ha... too funny! althoguh I liked the go...

I remember your laugh. When I think of you, I can ...

Alex, your blog is kick ass... Felt the same when ...

So scary sad and funny! Loved golden girls the yo...

you are freakin hilarious and a great writer. I...

2010-06-15T23:26:23.184-04:00
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