Some people get plastic surgery to look like famous people....and then some people...well...
- Alex Altomonte
- lives in a room the size of a handicap toilet stall, somewhere in Astoria...CORRECTION...There's been an upgrade....NOW LIVES IN A ROOM THE SIZE OF AN ENTIRE STARBUCKS BATHROOM!...still in Astoria., NY, United States
- Remember Reality Bites? Wasn't it snarky and funny? You know what's not funny...when you are now in your 30's, something weird is growing on your body but you still have no health insurance, you have to climb a ladder to get into bed, and all you've really accomplished is making your parents un-proud. Reality has surpassed biting and gone straight to raping. Thank god for numbing addictions, endless sarcasm, and constant whining! VIVA LA DEPRESION!
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