Yes...I'm am asshole. I make fun of little trann-e-bes and every minority under the sun, but folks, some credit is due. I give you the most embarrassing moments of my life. For instance, my moose knuckle one. For those of you who are not familiar with the term....it is the male version of camel toe...and, well...
The other day it snowed...and I usually sleep in sweats, wake up, throw on a hoodie and head to my coffee place with my computer to post this blush-worthy shit for you biotches. Because it was snowing and my sweatpants are too long due to my short legs...I rolled them up at the waist a few times. I didn't want to wet my hems stepping on snow.
NOBODY LIKES a wet hem.
I arrive, order, sit, people-watch and then notice that I am being watched more than usual. Not the usual, "Is that a child molester?" stare or "Will that guy go in a bathroom stall with me?" gaze...no...they were all staring at my crotch!
I look down...and there it is. It looks like I'm smuggling peaches in S&M gear. How embarrassing. Particularly more offensive because I have embarrassingly large knuckles for a moose.
There you have it folks...Hahaha..laugh away!
Lesson of the day: A wet hem is not so bad.
3 comments:
You're absolutely right.... NOBODY LIKES a wet hem.... but I did here that moose knuckles with a pot of turnip greens helps fight off those winter blues :D
HEAR... not here.... then again... I've never denied insanity - especially when multi-tasking... breathing, blinking eyes, replying to blogs....
I absolutely love your blog, and can't wait to come back for seconds.....and thirds.......and maybe fourths.
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