Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
- Alex Altomonte
- lives in a room the size of a handicap toilet stall, somewhere in Astoria...CORRECTION...There's been an upgrade....NOW LIVES IN A ROOM THE SIZE OF AN ENTIRE STARBUCKS BATHROOM!...still in Astoria., NY, United States
- Remember Reality Bites? Wasn't it snarky and funny? You know what's not funny...when you are now in your 30's, something weird is growing on your body but you still have no health insurance, you have to climb a ladder to get into bed, and all you've really accomplished is making your parents un-proud. Reality has surpassed biting and gone straight to raping. Thank god for numbing addictions, endless sarcasm, and constant whining! VIVA LA DEPRESION!
3 comments:
Alex, After watching your VLOG I am totally convinced that you need at least 3 pieces of cinnamon french toast with maple syrup, a side of my biscuits and sausage gravy, a wonderful cup of wedding tea, sliced mango, a healthy dose of ShaNayNay insanity and a Marmmy hug filled unconditional love. Take a deep breath and know your life is filled with blessings and love - even when you are braving snow and wet hems. Love, Marm
wow, i don't know what's more impressive- that you started this site or that you figured out how to use enough of your computer to post this. i think it's the latter.
Your aunties find you exceptionally amusing and articulate as always! And, the fart story had us p'ing ourselves! Sorry about the moose toes, but it certainly was fuel for blogging! Keep it up...we love you.
Post a Comment